One day, I accidentally turned myself invisible. "How is something you do 'accidentally' a talent?" you may ask. To which I respond, remember Domino, the bad ass "lucky" chick who those of us who aren't nerds who read comic books first got introduced to in Deadpool 2?
Well anyway, sometimes I accidentally use powers I didn't even know I had. But it only happens every couple weeks or so, so it's not too over powered or anything. I'm not a Mary Sue after all.
Plus, sometimes the powers kind of stink. Like literally one time I suddenly gained the super power of being super smelly.
Wait no nevermind I'm thinking of the time I was too depressed to shower for a week and a half, lol.
Anyway yeah, I turned myself invisible, so hopefully you can figure out how to read this. I'm not a creep so I'm not going to like stare into pony's bathrooms or anything. I'll probably go prank my girlfriend Twilight Sparkle though. In the words of Homer Simpson regarding Weird Al Yankovic aka Cheese Sandwhich, "He who is tired of pranking eggheads is tired of life" well I mean he actually said:
But I feel like the pranking eggheads version has a similar spirit. And who cares if it's bending the truth a little? In this mad post-modernist topsy turvy world, truth is relative and absolutes non existent. Tear down the old order of traditions and gender and hierarchical roles and destroy the family unit!
Nah just kidding I sound like a bad parody of leftists you'd find in a Chick Tract:
source: https://derpibooru.org/images/8716?q=chick+tract
Anyway, hopefully I turn uninvisible soon. I wish I knew this was going to happen ahead of time; I would have come up with some more fun stuff to do. Maybe I can go to that My Hero Academia school with Bakugo or whatever his name is. I honestly don't remember. Though it'd be pretty weird being a 29-year old surrounded by 16 year olds. Not that that's particularly problematic by anime standards. God I hate fan service.