Chapter 113: Tanka Week 2: Tanka Harder: Electric Scootaloo
Guess what's back? Back A-
gain? Tanka Week's Back! Tell a--
At this point in time, I remembered that the sight rules frown upon featuring non-pony lyrics. Although parody seems to generally be fine. Sight rules also frown upon chapters that solely exist to give updates, announcements, etc. Also also, I think it's spelled site, not sight.
Anyway, let's try this again, this time sans (from Undertale!) Slim Shady.
- Tanka Week is back
- More Japanese poetry
- Five lines at a time
- The best story on this site
- Gets even better this week
Twilight Sparkle sighed. "Why, Tramp, Why?"
I was slightly offended, but only slightly, because Twilight is hot and like most stallions I have double standards. Haha just kidding but not as much as I wish I was. Anyway, I replied: "Twilight, I memorized and analysed "The Raven" in third grade. I won multiple poetry contests in middle school and high school. I've written over fifty songs though I do suck at finishing and recording them though that's its own issue. I won the Wildwood music camp skit night FOUR YEARS IN A ROW with my parody lyrics which remains one of my proudest accomplishments. I'm one of the few authors on this site who doesn't fear failing "The Zecora Test" as PresentPerfect calls it because I find rhyming easy. In 2015 I memorized "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" Haha just kidding about that last one I'm not THAT big of a nerd although Horizon is haha frickin nerd:
Anyway also I have my own collection of ponified and original song lyrics on this very site which has way more downvotes than I think it is entitled unlike this story which doesn't have enough downvotes please tell your friends to downvote it too lol anyway link to that compilation which I need to update with my changeling parody of "Gansta's Paradise":
Anyway the point is, Twilight Sparkle IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME (extremely obscure Leftbook joke no one but me could possibly ever get if you really want to know look up a cool despite blocking me cat with a last name of Tolbertsmith I don't know what her first name is these days but once we went on a cool hike through a forest in Washington DC and there were a bunch of cool mushrooms and an uncool cat by the name of Justin Arjoon who's a real nob I hope nob isn't a curse word in british this is a rated everpony story) anyway the point I am making in this long rambling rant that has made this chapter that is ostensibly supposed to be a tanka let again one of the longer chapters by the standards of this largely short-chapter story is that poetry is one of the few writing activities I'm ACTUALLY good at, so please, I implore you, shut the frick up!"
"Yeesh," some guy on 4chan Twitter said, "triggered much".
"Yeah, kinda, I replied."
"But again," Izzy Moonbow said, appearing in this chapter because she echoes a salient point she made a chapter or two ago, "you got triggered by a character you wrote. So like, that's a self-burn."
Oh snap, an excuse to post a clip from the best sitcom of all time: (I've only watched the first episode of the last season so plz no spoilers kthanxbi)
So yeah, um that chapter was a thing that happened. I need to get ready for my night driving job which I love, so toodles! Love you all drink water stay safe use protection in a rated e sense since this is a rated everypony story and look both ways when you cross the street eat fruits and veggies check nutrient labels and try to avoid too much added sugar and get a good night sleep and ask for help if you need help anyway I love you all above all practice love and kindness and be good to yourself and others see you later Pony Bros!
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You use LIGHT MODE to read comments?!
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Truely I am the maddest of lads. If it makes you feel better I think I have dark mode enabled on my phone after 10:30pm. Maybe. I dunno it's daytime and I'm too lazy to check but I know I do with google maps cause I work a night delivery job (if u live on the west coast we're hiring lol)
There is something pure in the vast amounts of ongoing work that keep this the most downvoted story on FIMFiction. A lot of people would have hit the top and coasted.
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My Harshwhinnial is a huge inspiration. Speaking of, guest appearance chapters when? Super trampoline could show up in your story as a bonus chapter and Meddel could show up in mine as.. honestly whatever you want. I may have volume of chapters down but your story is a masterpiece in style.
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Alas, Harshwhinnial is now complete due to its in-canon author’s death. But if you wanted to guest-feature Meddle, go ahead! I’m sure it would be a fitting sendoff for Luther.
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All I can think of with the name Luther is Martin Luther Nailing his 96 thesesesisisesis or however many there were except instead of accusations of stagnation and corruption within the church, it's just My Harswhinnial.