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by Super Trampoline

Interlude: Meanwhile in the human world: Did you know that I have a girlfriend in real life who is a Pega sister

Where is my so as you know my name is oh that is funny I was using voice to text and she was looking for her weed oh sorry not her weed her leggings sorry never mind so anyway I as you know am both a pony and a human and I go back and forth between the pony and the human world which sometimes causes problems because people don't believe me when I say that I'm actually a pony like at babscon 2014 when people thought I had mental health issues I mean I do have mental health issues but I don't well I mean you know I don't want to mess with the continuity of this story so we will say I am actually a pony within this although obviously this is fan fiction but I mean we're already in so many layers of meta lips metal lips no metallipsis there we go narrative metal Ellipsis is a concept of there being multiple layers of reality within a story and I really like messing with that so anyway my girlfriend got her leggings on she's really cute her Pony name is Mezzo Melody she kind of left the fandom because some brownies were mean to her but we're going to go back to okay she said they were too nice but this is a rated everyone's story so I can't go into detail but let's just say some humans who like ponies need to keep their hands to themselves especially autistic bronies can I say that yeah I can say that my girlfriend thinks I have autism anyway so yeah she and I have been dating for like 9 months and we're going to ever free Northwest together and that's the human form in the pony form we are also dating now it's great I'm a bat Pony I'm the second bat Pony she is dated the first one she dated when she was 18 and he was 30 and that was a little sus

His name was Shadow Nightbolt. She sincerely wishes she was making that up. Anyway he moved to Pony Oregon I think.

Author's Note:

I'm writing this on her tablet I was going to show her another story and someone commented on this story and I noticed it just needs five more down votes to get to $2,500 down votes so please share it with all your Brony friends I love you all so much please drink water and take care of yourself and know that you are worthy of love

Comments

[jakuwolf122]

The description literally made me gag.

[Super Trampoline]

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Actually literally or figuratively literally, employed as a form of hyperbole?

[jakuwolf122]

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Both as I was eating while I was browsing the update section and had to spit out my food.

[Super Trampoline]

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