113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

The Shadowbolts/Soarin

Luna was surprisingly bad at eating pie, and willing to do questionable things to avoid losing.

These were the conclusions pie-addled Soarin drew from the presence of three malevolent manifestations currently offering a four-way romp beneath the 576th Annual Canterlot Pie Eating Contest judge's booth.

''Just stop eating this pie, and start eating my pie,'' the lead phantom figure whispered seductively.

Soarin rolled his eyes, glancing over at Luna, clearly controlling these ghostly golems. She winked.

Soarin turned back to the paranormal projections. ''I'll win this contest, and then fuck a real Wonderbolt.''

On the sidelines, Rainbow cheered him on.

Author's Note:

Which is Soarin better at eating? Pies or Rainbow Dash's ass?