The team burst into action. The powerful unicorns gathered their magics together and teleported all the ponies of Ponyville into fields a good ways outside of the city, where it was highly doubtful bombs were planted. Unsurprisingly many citizens were confused. Twilight left Luna and Cadance in charge of assuaging them of their fears.
''My little ponies,'' Cadance began in a Royal Crystal Empire voice, ''we are gathered today here in these fields because... reasons. There were murmurs among the thousands of occupants of the lands. They looked scared.
Cadance tag-teamed Luna, who continued. ''Please, calm yourselves. We assure you that you are in good capable hooves, and that we have a team of experts working around the clock on resolving the situation as we speak.''
Applejack strode up to her. ''Your Majesty, should I gather The Elements?"
Luna patted her head condescendingly. ''No, Honest Applejack Apple. I don't believe The Elements of Harmony would be of much use for these headcases. Besides, didn't we put them in a tree or something? I believe our friend Twilight and frienemy Discord have a solid plan of action. However, if you could have Loyal Rainbow Dash gather the local weather crew, I believe we have a very important task for them.''
''I'm on it Princess!'' shouted Rainbow, who was very clearly eavesdropping.
Some time later, under Rainbow's instructions, the brave pegasi took to the skies and swept the surrounding area. Eventually, it was Cloud Chaser who spotted their target: a gaudy yellow alicorn OC and a tall pink-skinned ape-like creature, wearing what looked to be paramilitary clothing. With lots of illegal stuff in his possession.
She activated the mana-infused gemstone on her necklace, which acted like a homing beacon for Twilight ''My Horn Has Great Reception Up Here in the Clock Tower'' Sparkle. The alicorn in turn cast a powerful spell which set the gemstones on the necks of all the other pegasi blinking. The signal had been sent out: time to return to the base. Twilight memorized the coordinates of Cloud Chaser, did a few breathing excises, and then *PSTHCHAAAZZZ!* she was gone, having teleported away with Discord to spring the trap.
''Hey, listen up you little shits!''
The two figures standing there in the Everfree forest arguing paused to turn their heads towards the interruption.
Nostrils flaired, ears canted back, wings erect. There, not twenty feet away from them, stood a very pissed-off Twilight Sparkle.
''Well well well, look who finally decided to show up'' cackled the human, reaching to pull something from his belt holster. The yellow alicorn named Death Prize just stood there wide eyed.
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!* Zombie Hunter rapidly fired off six shots from his gun.
*ping ping ping ping ping ping!* They ricocheted harmlessly off of Twilight's hitherto invisible force field shield.
Twilight growled and scowled. ''Did you really think I'd bring a feather duster to a knife fight?''
''Oh, my sweet little princess, you underestimmmmmphhhmhmhpthth!!!''
Twilight had magically zipped up his mouth in comedic fashion.
''You bitch, you threatened my little ponies. And you!--'' she pointed an accusatory hoof at Death Eater, ''are an Alicorn OC! Unless you have one helluva fan-fucking-tastic backstory, that is JUST as heinous of a crime!''
The two evil-doers looked at each other and shrugged.
She continued. ''So, unless you two want to atomized very painfully, you will do exactly as I say. Capisce?''
Zombie Hunter unzipped his lips and spat. ''And just what might that be, dearest princess?''
''I want you two to stand facing each other'' Twilight demanded. They obliged. She started to chuckle maniacally and yelled, ''Now kiss!''
The two criminals stared at her blankly.
She blushed. ''Um well, you interrupted my anti-shipping conference. I thought it would be ironic. But it kind of sounds stupid doesn't it?''
''Yeah. Yeah, it does,'' Death Eater said.
''No matter,'' said Zombie Hunter, shifting into a fighting stance. ''I'll just kill you now.''
The battle was brutally short and one sided.
Before the two could even react, Twilight blasted them with a directional translocation raybeam. A technicolor swirl far more brilliant than Kodachrome© prints sprayed toward them. When it made contact, it was like a surging tide, hammering them backwards through the air...
...right into the pocket dimension Discord had set up behind them.
He quickly proceeded to tug on the mouth of the portal (technically a worm hole) which was lined with string theory. He grabbed and tightened the string, pulling the opening closed. He then double knotted the string. Then triple knotted it again, just to be on the safe side. All that was left to show of the confrontation was a knot of PhD-level-math bobbing gently in the air.
"So, is that it?" Twilight asked.
''Yep,'' Discord responded. "Wasn't it just peaches and cream?" He produced a round red button from hammerspace and pressed it.
"That was easy" a male voice declared.
"Huh, where are we?" asked the alicorn.
Discord stuffed the pocket dimension in his pocket to take to Princess Celestia. He and Twilight shared a brohoof. Mission accomplished.
3553437
*reads the latest chapter*
well that went well than expected....i still dont geddit though.....but still
you dont have any right to destroy ponyville or wreck horror to equestria though Hunter....im going to get some aspirinsome nice friendly fire they have(i really hate that baby scoot on a scooter)
3553470 I KNOW WHAT I SAW
Don't worry
I'LL BE BACK SOON
3555823
whatever you say
*creates a wormhole*
While you are swearing there im going back to auntie's castle and try to explain them what just happened.Also you will stay here while we are planning what to do to you.Pray that we wont banish you to the sun
Bye!
*enters and closes the wormhole*
3556345 Well I got a colt/mare friend that will free me (in the next chapter)
3556972 you're not sure which?
3557031 No I have a mare and a coltfriend
3557048 are you in a polyamorous relationship, or are you just a two-timing playa?
3557905 The first one
3557905
im back and i just talked to auntie celestia about the little "mishap" and is sending a letter to you Tramp to inform them in that hall that im coming
damn you twilight if you send me there again.......that caused alot of migraines on me
i can switch sex and color by the way...you want a sample?(damn shipping,ruins my shifting capabilities)
3558257 You are going to get killed by my mare and coltfriend if you do that
*slow claps*
Pretty goid. Although do i sense the end coming soon, or that your thinking if ending this?
3560068 oh no, I ready have the 100th chapter special planned out
3559596
3560241
3560364
you wanna watch?
3560398
stuff gets kinkier everytime lets just forget the earlier conversation ok?
3560637 Well my new outfit is really kinky
THAT! That is a reference to The Lion King. Right? Please tell me it is.
3561791 i wish it were, but I'm afraid I don't know which scene in the lion King you are referring to. This refers to how Pegasi (and by extention pegacorns/alicorns) tend to flare their wings when they experience strong or sudden emotions, be it shock, elation, arrousal, fear, surprise, anger, etc. I imagine it is sort of an involuntary fight or flight response.
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Its called "boner" or "wing boner"
and im not that kind of pony
oh and hi Raga!Nice to meet you!You already know my name.
3562052 I believe the term "wing boner" refers specifically where wing erection is caused by arousal.
3562056
same thing....oh and im infront of the hall and i hope you recieved that letter auntie gave you...you did right?if you dont...ill be back there again.....*sob*
3562080 Nopony will believe you
You helped me make a fake bomb threat
3562350
explain these bombs I "collected" from the hall raid?
3562508 They don't work
There duds
3562604
they are duds?
*teleports at the secret testing grounds of the guards and creates a spark*
lets see
*hits the spark on the bombs*
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nope *cough-cough* they aren't
im going to tell auntie about this after i talked to them at the hall
-dies(not literally)-
3562635 Wait a minuet
Those aren't my bombes
3565842
if those arent your bombs....
3562056
Tramp,we still have a terrorist on the loose....
3562056
No, I'm pretty sure the term is used for any such occasion, since I believe there is no other term that describes such involuntary response other than "wing boner". Some fics have interpreted it as simply not being an offensive term to use in casual conversation in Equestria.
3567948
Way to adapt your story to season four, I'm sure that was very difficult to do.
Did this story influence that line?
3568399 Haha no "TWILIGHT SPARKLE FIXES EVERYTHING" didn't inspire that line, though I did love that silly story.
3561844 well, Temoan and Pumba were looking from Kiara (Looks like I was mistaken, it's The Lion King 2), and Temoan asked Pumba "What's your position?" And Pumba said something about which way he was pointing and then said "ears erect" because his ears were, well they were erect.
I think that's how it went.
3567948 Don't forget 3 bisexual killers who like to do "things" to there victims
3569192
ok let me rephrase it
*erherm*
Tramp we got 3 idiots and 1 terrorist on the loose
there?Happy yah?
3568399
exactly
...
...
...
your talking to me right?
you seems to be familiar.....
meh who cares...
3572738 We are still smatter then you
So come and JOIN THE DARK SIDE (we have cookies)
3573572
NO!!!!
*grabs deathprize*
FOR BACON-TOPIA AND CAKE EMPIRE I WILL STAY ON MY ALLEGIANCE TO BACONLESTIA!!!!!!!!!
3577379 But think about it
We can give you all the mares (or stallions) you could want
This is the most ridiculous thing I have read in a while. I do not know who thought it would be a good idea to let this exist. This is beyond Pinkie levels of insane.
And I love it.
3579239lol glad you appreciate it.
3578804 huh? What do you mean? I made a blog post of my own volition, to test the new story linking feature.
3578370
still i dont
3582232 And we are going to kill Justin Bieber
Just for the sake of being that guy who is still willing to point out grammatical mistakes even in the most random stories. Into the fray!
Now we could call this a double misclick mutilating an otherwise normal ellipsis (because I'm totally going to ignore the missing closed quotation on this also); or we could take the more interesting route and say that it is a new expression of grammar that Twilight Sparkle developed. You know because she is a princess, so she can do what she wants.;;
I just have one question for you.;;
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P.S. 900 words, this shit is prolific.;;
Pocket dimension described by string theory has a string to close it. Makes sense.