113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Guest Author Fortnight: Iron Will/Cadance by Crowley

''...But wait, there's more!'' the minotaur flexed his muscles toward the pink alicorn in her royal doorway, ''if you order a steamy night out with yours truly RIGHT NOW, not only will the restaurant's bill be covered in its entirety, but I'll also throw in a sensual hoof massage and post-coitus back rub! A beautiful mare like yourself demands nothing less, after all. Whaddya say?'' He sealed the deal with a wink, ''Want some minotaur action?''

Cadance, for the first time during Will's speech, had the chance to speak; ''I'm married.''

''Oh. Never mind. Toodles!''

Author's Note:

Author's Note
Crowley made a list of 68 mlp characters, used an online randomizer and shipped the first two names that popped up...

Oh Crowley, would that ever stop the Princess of Lurv? Many thanks to this guy, who also seems to show up on Derpibooru a lot. Go check out his stories!

Comments

[howard035]

Twilight Sparkle X Quesadilla

[Briianz]

I laughed a lot more than necessary at this story.

[Super Trampoline]

6203039 that's our goal.