113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Twilight Sparkle/Consenticles

Author's Note:

I'm sorry; I found this funny enough to write a chapter around.

''...And you're sure you're ready?''

Twilight grinned, cheeks flushed. Few things turned her on like affirmative consent. ''Mmm, yes, Tatzlwurm tentacles, I am very much ready to be violated in multiple ways.'' Just uttering those words sent another wave of tingles through her body.

The tatzlwurm approximated a smile. One tentacle wrapped around her left legs, and another 'round her right legs, spreading them apart and leaving Twilight's dorsoventral region exposed. Suspended thus in the air, she watched helplessly as the third tentacle closed in on her crotch. But it did not immediately sate Twilight's carnal urges.

First, came teasing.

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

Well, we have safe and consensual, but I'm not sure about sane.

[isha85]

You gonna make the update list all about you, Trampy?

[Super Trampoline]

8373930
YEp :)

[Super Trampoline]

8373924
>implying it's not mentally sound to frick a tatzlwurm

[Torchwood202]

This refuses to die, hm?

[Super Trampoline]

8374536
You can't kill what's already dead.
I've been beating this dead horse for nearly 5 years, baby.

[OnlyButtonMash]

Request: Button Mash/ Timmy Turner

[Super Trampoline]

8374660
I'm not sure I know Fairly Odd Parents well enough to do that justice. You'd be welcome to submit a guest chapter though!

[nemryn]

8374660
I can do a Button Mash & Time Turner, does that work for you?

''I don't think this is going to work, Doc!'' Button shouted, barely audible over the clanking gears.
''Trust me! This could revolutionize Equestria!''
''No really, I can't hold on!''
''Just a little longer... Now!''
With reflexes honed from years of playing Game Colt, Button Mash reached into the tangle of pipes and flipped a switch. The contraption sputtered to a halt and a hatch opened, revealing its payload.
''Great Scott,'' Time Turner breathed reverently. ''A perfect hard-boiled egg, cooked for exactly three minutes! We've done it!''
''Yeah, we did,'' sighed Button with relief. ''We make a pretty good team, don't we?''