113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Big Mac/Milky Way

Milky Way was adding a banana to the milk and ice cream in the blender, when the doorbell rang. A strapping red stallion was standing outside. Huh. guess that saying about milkshakes is true, she thought, opening the door.

''Hello Miss,'' Big Mac began, ''I noticed your milk cart was--'' He stopped, eyes glued to her... large endowments.

Milky rolled her eyes. ''Yes, they're natural. No, you may not touch--'' It was her turn to stare at his crotch. She smiled sensuously. ''Well, stud, I see why they call you "Big" Macintosh. Say, wanna buck my apples?''

Author's Note:

And that's how Apple Bloom was made!

Comments

[The Princess Rarity]

And that's how Apple Bloom was made!

Headcanon... accepted?

[Eddepicman]

*compares the two* ... OH SWEET CELESTIA IT FITS!

[GameKnut]

ohcelestiawhy

[Super Trampoline]

4198054

IT FITS!

could mean VERY different things depending on context.

[Leonzilla]

I think I will let Dr who handle this one:

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Alright I could :p

~Leonzilla

[SoarinSoren]

Yay! Milky!