113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Special Guest Author Wintergreen Diaries: Comet Tail/Lily

Somewhere over the course of the past minute or so, Lily had unintentionally stumbled upon some rather startling information when Comet Tail walked into her shop: she was partial to ponies with unusually large dongles. Comet Tail was owner of one such phallus. Being one without tact, she approached the stallion and, without hesitation, spoke her mind.

“I like your dick,” she said sweetly.

“Uh… thanks? I like it, too,” he answered, bemused. There was a short silence.

“...can we share it?” He blinked. She blinked.

“I… yeah,” he murmured, finding her forthright lack of restraint oddly adorable. “Now?”

“Now!”

Author's Note:

Many thanks to the wonderful Wintergreen Diaries, who writes wonderful romance novels!

"Uh... thanks?"
"It's huge!"

Comments

[keam]

[deletingthisaccount]

Well... I found that strangely adorable.

[nemryn]

Now there's a mare who knows what she wants.

[Super Trampoline]

4341376 Twilight Sparkle wants the C (comet tail) too, apparently, if google image search is to be believed.