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Published 18th Oct 2013
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113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World - Super Trampoline

Ever wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more!

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Flash Sentry/Carrot Cake100 words
(College!) Applebloom/Black and Red Alicorn OC Donut Steel 100 words
Gilda/Princess Mi Amore Candenza100 words
Rainbow Dash/The FimFiction Logo100 words
Mr. Mustachio/Raritail100 words
Granny Smith/Snips100 words
Gummy/Opalescence100 words
Little Strongheart/Sunset Shimmer100 words
Crackle/Photo Finish100 words
Blueblood/Braeburn100 words
Twilight Sparkle/Twilicorn100 words
Queen Chrysalis/Tom100 words
Discord/Celestia100 words
Angel Bunny/Fluffle Puff100 words
Doctor Whooves/Fleur Dis Lee100 words
Cheerilee/Crystal Pony100 words
The Author/Cloud Kicker100 words
Special Guests: Warden/Kuno100 words
Rainbow Dash/The Author's Cuisinart SmartPower Duet Blender/Food Processor100 words
Vinyl Scratch/Octavia Melody/Pinkie Pie780 words
Zecora/Bloomberg100 words
Double Feature: Flim/Aloe and Flam/Lotus Blossom100 words
The Great and Powerful Trixie/Wheel100 words
Special Guest Author Eddepicman: Twist/King Sombra100 words
Twilight Sparkle/Twilicorn Round 2100 words
Special Guest Author defender2222: Hydra/Steven Magnet100 words
Special Guest Author shortskirtsandexplosions: Rainbow Dash/Applejack100 words
Octavia Melody/Melody Pond100 words
Big McIntosh/Limestone Pie100 words
Halloween Special: Vampire Scratch/Octavia MeLupine100 words
Halloween Special: Headless Horse/Luna100 words
Special Guest Author Overlord-Flinx: Luna/Elements of Harmony100 words
Special Guest Author Trials: Celestia/Cake100 words
Double Length Pilot: Fluttershy/Rarity200 words
About 20% Longer Edition: Rainbow Dash/Twilight's Lava Lamp120 words
Double Feature: Night Light/Twilight Velvet and Discord/Twilight Sparkle100 words
Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pi100 words
Apple Bloom/Black and Red Alicorn OC Donut Steel: Round 2100 words
Special Guest Author Forgoten Null: Sir Lintsalot/Madame le Flour100 words
Special Guest Author Salivanth: Clyde Pie/Diamond Dog100 words
Winona/Opalescence100 words
Rainbow Dash/Star Wars Opening Crawl96 words
Diamond Tiara/Iron Will100 words
Soap Opera Edition: Sapphire Shores/Peewee100 words
Another Pilot: Sweetie Belle/Flash Sentry100 words
Pinkie Pie/Discord100 words
Mack the Knife/Silver Spoon100 words
Special Guest Author defender2222: Equestria/The Ocean100 words
Special Guest Author defender2222: Average Persony/Their Significant Other100 words
50th Chapter Special Part 1200 words
50th Chapter Special Part 2300 words
50th Chapter Special Part 3600 words
50th Chapter Special Part 4200 words
[Skippable] Bonus Meta Chapter, Because Clearly This Hasn't Descended Into Insanity Enough Yet400 words
[Skippable] Let's Get the Crazy Train Back On Track So We Can Go Back To Pretending To Have Some Semblance of A Plot500 words
[Skippable] Fighting Off Bad Guys 3: Electric Boogaloo 2: Pun Harder300 words
[Skippable] Stallion Whores Episode IV: Return of the Ship: Ship Hard With a Vengeance: zombiehunter4579/Deathprize88900 words
50th Chapter Special Part 5100 words
50th Chapter Special Part 6: The Propreantepenultimate Part of This Drawn-Out Story Arc700 words
50th Chapter Special Part 7: The Preantepenultimate Part of This Drawn-Out Story Arc1,000 words
50th Chapter Special Part 8.1: The Antepenultimate Part of This Drawn-Out Story Arc800 words
50th Chapter Special Part 8.2: A Good List Goes To War: The Continuing Conquest of the Colon Cancer800 words
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP (AGAIN)!800 words
50th Chapter Special Part 9.1: The Penultimate Part Part 1: The Beginning of the End: Finally Done With The List: Subtitles are Magic600 words
50th Chapter Special Part 9.2: The Penultimate Part Part 2: Well That Escalated Quickly, I Mean That Really Got Out of Hoof Fast!1,200 words
50th Chapter Special Part 10.1: The Ultimate Part of This Drawn-Out Story Arc: Luna Caves to Peer Pressure400 words
Guest Authors Wanted: A Message From Twilight Sparkle100 words
Guest Author Week: Seabreeze/Queen Chrysalis by Niaeruzu100 words
Guest Author Week: Spitfire/Tank by Dubs Rewatcher100 words
Guest Author Week: Spike/Winona by DustyPwny100 words
Guest Author Week: Crackle/Maud Pie/Tom by ocalhoun100 words
Guest Author Week: Tom/Discord by RainbowBob100 words
Guest Author Week: Vinyl Scratch/Trixie by The Princess Rarity100 words
Guest Author Week: Cloud Kicker/Diamond Dog by Fixit Wrenches100 words
Toilet Sparkle/Flush Sentry100 words
knighty/Meeester/Chuckward100 words
Smarty Pants x Lyra Plushie100 words
Soarin/Chimera100 words
Applejack/Cadance100 words
Big Mac/Milky Way100 words
Trenderhoof/Octavia100 words
Mane-iac/Berry Punch100 words
Special Guest Author Grey Faerie: Pinkie/Frosting Spoon (With a Pinch of Help From Super)100 words
Bon Bon/AppleJack100 words
Special BABSCon Edition: Golden Gates </3 Final Draft100 words
Special Guest Author xjuggernaughtx: Vinyl Scratch/Double Bass100 words
Special Guest Author xjuggernaughtx: (Older) Spike/Twilight Sparkle100 words
Winston Churchill/Franklin Roosevelt/Joseph Stalin/Celestia Solaris100 words
Twilight Sparkle/The Nothingness at the End of the Universe100 words
Princess Big Mac/Princess Unikitty100 words
Fluttershy/Shining Armor100 words
Photo Finish/Coco Pommel100 words
Rarity Belle/G3 Rainbow Dash100 words
Prince Blueblood/Trash Can100 words
Special Guest Author Wintergreen Diaries: Comet Tail/Lily100 words
Special Guest Author The_Weatherbug: Twilight/Letter to Celestia100 words
Special Guest Author TwinkleTail: Maud Pie/The Rock100 words
100th Chapter Special Part 11,000 words
100th Chapter Special Part 2500 words
Applejack Apple/Ms. Lovingcup Harshwhinny100 words
Twilight Sparkle/Matilda100 words
Sunset Shimmer/Sledgehammer100 words
Princess Mi Amore Cadenza/Twilight Sparkle100 words
Rarity/A Body Pillow100 words
Guest V̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶ Author: xjuggernaughtx/Cheerilee100 words
Special Guest Author Chaotic Note: Twilight Sparkle/Hoenn Trumpet100 words
Special Guest Author moviemaster8510: Little Boy/Big Mac Plushie100 words
Zecora/Pinkie Pie100 words
Cranky Doodle/Steven Magnet100 words
Poindexter/Cadance100 words
Special Guest Author Horse Voice: Aria Blaze/The Devil100 words
Lyra/Bon Bon and Vinyl/Octavia100 words
Special Guest Author Bendy: Rarity And The Handsome Lobster100 words
Guest Author Fortnight: Gummy/Inanimate Object by Pen Stroke100 words
Guest Author Fortnight: Luna/Cerberus by Eakin100 words
Guest Author Fortnight: Shining Armor/Octavia by TittySparkles100 words
Guest Author Fortnight: Zamairiac/Celestia by Zamairiac100 words
Guest Author Fortnight: Rainbow Dash/Phoenix Wright's Attorney Badge by LeoneHaxor100 words
Guest Author Fortnight: Spike/Ms. Lovingcup Harshwhinny by Skywriter100 words
Guest Author Fortnight: Iron Will/Cadance by Crowley100 words
Guest Author Fortnight: You/Batpone by Rust100 words
Guest Author Fortnight: Blue Oyster/Cowbell by FanOfMostEverything100 words
Guest Author Fortnight: Sunset Shimmer/Luna by The Abyss100 words
Guest Author Fortnight: Prince Blueblood/Prince Blueblood by Hoopy McGee100 words
Guest Author Fortnight: Lauren Faust/Twilight Sparkle by ponichaeism100 words
Queen Chrysalis/A Windigo100 words
Boulder/Dr. Caballeron100 words
Chromatic Blitz/His Self-Insert OC100 words
Nightmare Moon/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza100 words
Spitfire/Tree Hugger100 words
Cassie the Kelpie/I Don't Give the Pony Any Identifying Characteristics So It Honestly Doesn't Even Matter. It Was Originally Roseluck, But That Felt Like a Waste.100 words
Apple Bloom/Red and Black Alicorn OC Donut Steel Part 3100 words
Twilight Sparkle/Sunset Shimmer100 words
Mulia Mild/Fleetfoot100 words
Twilight Sparkle/Consenticles100 words
The Shadowbolts/Soarin100 words
Drone Pony/Princess Unikitty100 words
Rainbow Dash/Pinkie Pie/Euphemisms100 words
Mudbriar/Cadance100 words
Tempest Shadow/Twilight Velvet100 words
Elton Bon/Rarity (suggested by Bicyclette)100 words
Sunny Starscout/Alphabittle Blossomforth (Triple Length Edition Because Rules Were Made to be Broken and Also This is the First G5 Ship!)300 words

Winona/Opalescence

''Rarity's Pussy Tastes Like Yesterday's Garbage!'' the headline screamed.

''Aaaaaaaaa!'' Rarity screamed. ''Have you girls read this?!? It claims my pussy's fur 'feels like sandy shag carpet'!This is libelous! I wash my pussy and comb its hair every week! But now I'm never getting laid again! This is the Worst. Possible. Th--''

''Rarity!'' Twilight interupted. ''Read the rest of the article!''

...earlier...

''Thanks Winona!'' Featherweight said. ''This story about you chasing and biting Opalescence will make a great editorial column!''

''Woof. Woof!''

Rarity finished reading. ''Ugggghhhhh!!! Why are bitches always trying to eat my pussy?''

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