113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Princess Big Mac/Princess Unikitty

Unikitty cried happy sparkles. ''She's so beautiful.''

''Eeyup,'' her husband agreed, nuzzling her. ''But 'tis time dear.''

''Why?!'' the chimera snapped. ''Stupid Hasbro and Lego merge; we're stuck with the fallout!'' Little brixilated droplets fell from a cloud above her.

"She's not canon darling. We're lucky they let us stay together. Sending her to the past is for the best.

''Oh Macky, you keep me positive.''

His red fur hid a blush. ''Uni, you keep me going. Let's do this together.''

They turned the crank on the time machine. The foal disappeared.

''Goodbye, Scootaloo.''

Author's Note:

If you haven't seen The Lego Movie, you're doing yourself a diservice. Go see it; it's awesome!

Comments

[keam]

"....."
screw it, have this instead!

[Leonzilla]

I have just one question.(•ˋ _ ˊ•)

Sending her to the past is for the best.

Why?

~Leonzilla

[MoonMirror]

Scootaloo is leaving to stop Skynet

[Daring Cammie Do]

If you haven't seen The Lego Movie, you're doing yourself a diservice. Go see it; it's awesome!

Because everything is awesome! Everything is awesooome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team.