113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

About 20% Longer Edition: Rainbow Dash/Twilight's Lava Lamp

''Hiya Dash! Thanks for using the door for once.''

''Hey Egghea... --Oh wow what's that?!?''

Twilight chuckled. ''That? That's a lava lamp, a transparent electric lamp containing viscous--''

''Nevermind. I already have one dictionary in my life Twi. That's plenty.''

''Oops, sorry,'' Twilight said sheepishly.

Still, Rainbow was fascinated. ''It's cool. Hey, can I borrow this?''

''Uh I guess. Just be careful. I heard about you and Super's blender.''

''Oh yeah? Heh, word really gets around, huh? Don't worry, I won't let you down.''

''It's cool, Dashie. I trust you.''

---

She shouldn't have. That night, Rainbow did terrible things to the lamp. It died suspiciously three days later, bulb burnt out.

Author's Note:

Comments

[JustSomeGuy112]

all I have to say is LOL

[Eddepicman]

So far all of my lava lamps have actually died. I can't get them to work, and now I think I know why...

[Super Trampoline]

3436119 Rainbow Dash sneaks into your house and violates them. fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/172/0/a/rainbow_dash_sneak_by_kyi195-d54c6el.png

[Brandon Sky]

The Sweetie Belle picture killed me. XDDDD

[Super Trampoline]

6032194 it was Meeester's profile picture for a while .