113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Drone Pony/Princess Unikitty

"Is this weird?"

"Is what weird?" Yu Aivee asked his pregnant wife.

Unikitty leaned against her slender husband's flexible metal frame. "Us. I mean, look at us, two crazy made-up hybrid species, falling in love, and now somehow I'm with child?! How the sparkles did that happen?!"

Yu smirked, nuzzling her tummy. "Well, when a mommy unicorn cat and a daddy drone pony really love each other..."

Unikitty batted his snout away playfully. "Aivee-wavy, just promise me when I'm old and fat and no longer have the same manic spark; promise you'll still love me."

Her husband kissed her. "Always".

Author's Note:

Tale as old time

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

So... what exactly will their offspring be?

[Super Trampoline]

8597664
Remotely piloted pink partially pussycat princess pone drones

[FanOfMostEverything]

8597692
Points lost for not starting that with "peripherally."

[Torchwood202]

I keep getting lured into this false belief that this story will eventually fade from my knowledge.

Every update is a slap to that reality.

But it hurt too good

[Super Trampoline]

8600755
Someone say slap? 👋
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SlapSlapKiss

[jackchatre]

Pleeease do a zombiehunter4579 x deathprize88 ship as a long overdue punishment

[Super Trampoline]

8628381
Haven’t seen them round these parts in a whiiiiile

[jackchatre]

8628671
Yeeaah, I was binge reading this story/series a couple nights ago, it came to mind during the bomb scare sequence.