113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Trenderhoof/Octavia

Trenderhoof spotted the silhouette of his svelte prey leaning over the bar. ''Hey babe, I've always admired the stamina of earth ponies. What do you--'' the mare turned around and punched him in the face.

As he fell to the floor, his brain connected the pieces. Shit, Octavia. ''DJ P0N3, help!''

Vinyl scrunched her eyebrows. ''Dude, I'm staying out of this.''

Octavia straddled the stallion on the club floor. ''Listen, hipster shit. I once hoofed my wife for three straight hours. I want you to picture me doing that, except to your pretentious ass instead. Fuck off.''

Author's Note:

This obviously isn't the first time the two have met. Hmmmmmm

Comments

[Changeling-Drone]

Chrysalis x sombra

Twilight x author

Discord x luna

[The Princess Rarity]

....well then.

[Leonzilla]

4201247

Twilight x author

I like to take this one if that okay with you.

~Leonzilla

[Super Trampoline]

4206614 knock yourself out, not literally please.

[Super Trampoline]

4206789 snips and snails will likely grow up, find wives, have sex (with their wives [Unless they are gay, in which case it is possible they could have sex with each other]), and have kids. Let that sink in.

[Changeling-Drone]

4206614 sure