113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Rainbow Dash/Star Wars Opening Crawl

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

It is a period of civil war. Rebel
spaceships, striking from a hidden
base, have won their first victory
against the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rainbow Dash managed
to steal secret plans to the Empire's...

''RAINBOW DASH!!!'' Twilight shouted.

''What?'' the brave pegasus deadpanned
as she scrolled along. ''I love
STAR WARS! I've always wanted this.
Can't you be happy for me Twi?''

''Not when you're mating with the opening crawl! Stop it Dash! The movie's about to start!''

''Such a party pooper . . . ''

Author's Note:

Listen to this while reading Best viewed with a dark background. The cool zoom effect will get messed up on mobile devices. This took way too much time but looks pretty cool so I'm proud of it.

I don't even know.

Comments

[Eddepicman]

New OTP!

[blackjack5]

Lol..you should do a ship with red heart.

[CartsBeforeHorses]

This was hilarious!

[Super Trampoline]

3615295 I'm glad you think so!

[deletingthisaccount]

This shipping. It is beautiful.

[Brandon Sky]

...She tried to replace Kyle Katarn. She dun BUCKED UP.

[jaceblackfire]

Listen to this while reading Best viewed with a dark background

and then scroll down just a little bit faster than you can read.