''THE GEMSSS, PO-NY! GIVE THEM HERE!'' The Diamond Dog yelled.
Clyde raised an eyebrow. "What gems?"
''I AM NO FOOL, PO-NY! WE KNOW GEMSSS GROW IN THESE ROCKS!''
Clyde shook his head. ''Nope. Just rocks.''
The Dog screamed. ''THEN WHY FARM THEM?''
''Someone's gotta.'' Clyde shrugged.
''I AM NOT LEAVING HERE WITHOUT SSSOMETHING!'' the Dog shouted.
Clyde eyed the Dog's crotch. ''I've got an idea.''
''VERY WELL, PO-NY.''
Clyde approached the Dog, dwelling on his luck. He never thought he'd get to indulge his long-held fetish for real, but by Celestia, when opportunity knocks...
Thanks go to Salivanth! Be sure to check out his anthology of Clyde Pie fables!
Now about this chapter: FimFiction for some stupid reason considers "quotation marks" to be words. That's especially brutal word count wise for a back and forth dialogue chapter like this one. When I pasted it into FimFiction, it sat at 122 words . But then I had an epiphany. I replaced all the "quotation marks" with double sets of 'apostrophes' and voila, 104 words, much easier to manage. I may go back and do this for some of the other chapters, I'm not sure. It may be better just to let sleeping (Diamond)dogs lie.
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3443508 that probably would have killed you.
3443598That would be one hell of a way to go, though. Just think of the massive buzz...
3443604 Just think of the massive heart attack.
3443611Hehehe. Two types of people.
Ow... my brain...