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Super Trampoline

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!


(dis)Like what you read? Tell me why! ~Super

Ever wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more! :trollestia:

Or write your own 100 word ship and I'll throw it in here.
(If you do, note that FimFiction counts "quotation marks" as words, so use double 'apostrophes' instead.)

Rated T for Terrabad.

Has a Doctor Whooves/Fleur Lis Dee spin-off I haven't written yet.
Has a Sweetie Belle/Flash Sentry spin-off that's in the planning stages.
Daring Documents is a spiritual successor of sorts.
Taco Tuesday: Sexual Therapist
Twilight Sparkle and the Nothingness at the End of the Universe

List of Guest Authors!

A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

Chapters (142)
Comments ( 1466 )

Why is it that I love this?!?!?:pinkiecrazy:

And how many do you bet are going to have to run up the page to look at the fimfiction logo when they read Dashie's? :derpytongue2:

3363193 I'm glad you enjoy it. :pinkiecrazy::heart::pinkiecrazy::heart::pinkiecrazy::heart::pinkiecrazy::heart::pinkiecrazy::heart::pinkiecrazy::heart::pinkiecrazy: There are several other banner pictures I might riff, including one where sweetie belle is all: :D :D :D

Anypony-other-than-Luna&Discord/Queen Chrysalis
Tank/ Owloysius - Don't judge me.
Daring Do/DerpyWhooves- the non-relative fan arc.
Be back later with more. :pinkiehappy:

3363218 Your wish is my command. Darn it that crazy pinkie emoticon works so well for this series. :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:


Oh gosh. All of Fluffle's lines are just going to be "Ptthhhhhh!" :rainbowlaugh:

You could throw in Dan from Dan VS if you needed.

Fleur de Lis/Flim&Flam:rainbowhuh:

You asked for strange ships, so these were the first out-of-the-box ones that came to mind.

Where did you find that Nightmare Dash pic?

I clicked this chapter and got the very banner mentioned.

For some reason when I saw this title I thought of this Moustachio
What is wrong with me?

Best chapter ever.

In a boulder move, Tom rocked Chrysalis' world. "Oh, Tom, you're the schist!" the changeling queen declared, and vowed to never take him for granite.

3364319 Plot Twist: The "How I Met Your Mother" series finale is an MLP crossover! :rainbowhuh::trollestia:

Why do I feel terrible for requesting this?:pinkiesad2:


3363325 I was going to google but I wondered if you had the exact URL, sorry for being too lazy to look it up. :twilightsheepish:

Is it weird that I'm looking at all the stuff in the background of the picture?

Woah, :pinkiecrazy: showed up in the author's notes! What is this madness?

Do FlAloe and FLotus!

By the way that's Film/Aloe and Flam/Lotus.

Flam has the moustashe.:moustache:

3387625 oh god that would be beautiful. :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

My brai-
I don't-
Why wou-
JUST AUGH. :facehoof:

An OC with a moderator from EQD. :trollestia:

MY NAME IS IN A STORY!!!!!:pinkiegasp: Thanks for doing my idea!

I love your sense of humour; just excellent. A great idea!

That was wonderful. Thank you for this collection of tales. You should print them out on 8mm thick sheets of cardboard, string them together and approach HarperCollins with it as a new collection of Children's Books!

3393782 yes, I'm sure they would appreciate my unique sense of humor... :twilightoops:

I actually went through and counted all the banners, and she appears in nine.

P.S. I did too, but I didn't have the Pinkie Avatar power to mention it. :pinkiesad2:


Wow, I actually saw where this came from.

I'm curious, do you read Life and Times of a Winning Pony? I get the impression based on the last line you wrote there.

3410142 Yes! The Life and Times of a Winning Pony is probably my favorite fanfic! I thought the line seemed appropriate. :trollestia:

3410158 Is it that good? I've heard some folks say that it reads like a long-ass soap opera.

3410167 It hooks you in with innuendos and jokes. Then it simmers down to a nice romantic love triangle with just the right amount of drama, with a bit of action for spice. Worth the read!

I may be biased at this point, but it's definitely worth a read. It has a good balance of Comedy, Drama, Adorableness, and basically everything that makes a good story.

And it never crosses the line into mature territory, so if you're not into that, there's nothing to worry about.

3410204 Huh. You know, call me old fashioned if you want. Throw any fetish you like at me, throw LGBTQ stuff at me, throw cloppers, throw furries, I'm unfazed. But while it's not a total turn off, I'm just not really fond of the idea of having sex outside of a stable romantic relationship, which I understand is something cloudkicker does quite often, as I hinted at in my 100 word take on the story. I have no problem with others banging each other silly just for the heck of it, but personally, It's not really my cup of tea.

/end rant.

TL:DR: If I'm going to have sex, I want it to be with someponyone I love.

Heh, now that's the thing. It starts off that way, but you get quite a bit of character development, and though I'm not certain how exactly Cloud is going to change after all the drama. Halfway through the story so far, you'll actually have Cloud Kicker rejecting a three-way in order to sort out her rather hectic love life.
Cloud Kicker is not a flat static character. And though it's easy to say that all Cloud Kicker's about it sleeping around—after all, even characters within the story think so at first—as you get to know her, you'll find she has a lot of depth.
If there's one thing I can say about Cloud's sex life though, it's that for her it goes beyond "banging for the sake of banging". She doesn't love-'em-and-leave-'em. She truly cares about the ones around her.
Arguably, the idea of "only having sex with those you love" still applies to her. This point is actually one of the conflicts in the story.
Anyway, won't say more on the subject, cause I think I'm starting to spoil stuff now. And kinda spending a bit too much time talking about another story on yours.
All I'm going to say is, if you don't want to read it, that's fine, but it's still worth reading.

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