''So, Twilight, your brother and I are happily married.''
''Yes, I know. I'm quite happy for you two!'' Twilight grinned over her tea.
''However, lately Shining and I have been looking to, well... add some more spice to our intimacy.''
''I am suddenly very wary of where this conversation is heading.''
''We want to add a third member to our... escapades, and were hoping maybe you...''
'Eww! Gross! No. Nonono. NOOOOOOOO! Badthoughtsbadthoughtsbadthoughts!''
''John Q. Discord, Twilight! I was going to ask if you knew of any alternative lifestyle bookstores. What do you think I am, a pervert?!?''
''Maybe...''
Sorry kids, no Twidance this time.
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dagnabit i was hoping for a threesome
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