113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Granny Smith/Snips

Snips was bumbling around spouting garbage about how magnificent The Great and Power Trixie was, when Granny Smith overheard him on her ear horn. ''What's this youth blabbering about? Trixie? Why that washed up old coon, she hasn't been great or powerful in 271 years! I swear, kids these days!''

She hobbled over to Snips. ''Sonny, you may think you know obsession and infatuation, and how to be a throwaway gag character, but you don't know not nuttin'! You ain't seen a real mare. I'll show you a REAL mare!''

Snips gulped. ''Uh oh,'' he squeaked.

Author's Note:

I do not support foalshipping, so assume Snips is at least 18.

Comments

[Eddepicman]

Snails is going to be so jealous!

[Autumn Maize]

If Trixie hasn't been great or powerful in 271 years, it stands to reason that this is at least 271 years after the duel (in which she was, unquestionably, powerful.) Snips was around then, and is thus over 18: No foalshipping here.

[Darian StephensBACKUP]

I do not support foalshipping, so assume Snips is at least 18.

I shall not. I won't, do it. I won't, do it. I won't, do it!