113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline


Drone Pony/Princess Unikitty

"Is this weird?"

"Is what weird?" Yu Aivee asked his pregnant wife.

Unikitty leaned against her slender husband's flexible metal frame. "Us. I mean, look at us, two crazy made-up hybrid species, falling in love, and now somehow I'm with child?! How the sparkles did that happen?!"

Yu smirked, nuzzling her tummy. "Well, when a mommy unicorn cat and a daddy drone pony really love each other..."

Unikitty batted his snout away playfully. "Aivee-wavy, just promise me when I'm old and fat and no longer have the same manic spark; promise you'll still love me."

Her husband kissed her. "Always".