113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Sunset Shimmer/Sledgehammer

Sunset sat

in
her
crappy

chair
loft
apartment
town
world.

It was over. She had wagered everything and lost. She sighed, antsy. She needed a good fuck to calm her. But there were no fucks to be found. In fact, the furnishings were pretty threadbare--she had used her last gems months ago and was running on fumes and ramen now. She had nothing left.

Almost nothing. On an otherwise empty bookshelf sat the sledgehammer she had swiped from that construction worker last week. She eyed its long, sturdy handle and grinned.

''Well, better than Flash Sentry.''

Author's Note:

Hey, since I put a "Sex" tag on this story, I'm going to get the most out of it.

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[Chaotic Note]

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[Super Trampoline]

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