"Flash Sentry, don't leave me!" Twilight cried.
"I'm in love with Carrot Cake. Sorry."
Twilight fell to the floor of her home in tears as his well-shaped flank left out the door. She then heard her someone walk up from behind.
"Forget him. You have me."
Twilight turned to see a brass trumpet with hands and legs. He wore a green and white beanie. "Oh Hoenn Trumpet-kun!"
Trumpet-kun carried Twilight to her throne. "Lemme sing you the song of my people."
"Oh talk dirty to me!"