Super Trampoline the bat pony read the human paper that the human Super Trampoline sent through a portal every day and sighed.
“Boy, the human world is depressing. I’m glad I live here in the Pony world with my 83 girlfriends and five boyfriends and two enby partners, all of whom I constantly make out with. I can’t imagine living in the human world where environmental activists are murdered and murderous teens are celebrated. I’d probably be really depressed and eat way too much as an unhealthy coping mechanism. That sure would suck.”
I hate myself