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by Super Trampoline


As Rarity Would Say, I love Being Covered in Maud!

One day I was hanging out with Maud Pie. We mostly just cuddled. We didn't talk a lot. We mostly just enjoy each other's company. Sometimes we do do more intimate things if you know what I mean. If the number 585371 means anything to you, you probably do. Anyway, Maud is also dating Mudbriar, who no one besides Maud particularly likes, but hey, they seem happy so who am I to judge.

While cuddling, Maud makes a rare vocal appearance:

"Hey, Super Trampoline?"

"Yes, beloved?"

"Do you want to hear a joke?"

As you probably know, stand up comedy is one of Maud's many special talents.

"I would love to, dear!" I sing song in reply.

"This story."

Oof. You got me there, Maud. You got me there.