//------------------------------// // Princess Big Mac/Princess Unikitty // Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World // by Super Trampoline //------------------------------// Unikitty cried happy sparkles. ''She's so beautiful.'' ''Eeyup,'' her husband agreed, nuzzling her. ''But 'tis time dear.'' ''Why?!'' the chimera snapped. ''Stupid Hasbro and Lego merge; we're stuck with the fallout!'' Little brixilated droplets fell from a cloud above her. "She's not canon darling. We're lucky they let us stay together. Sending her to the past is for the best. ''Oh Macky, you keep me positive.'' His red fur hid a blush. ''Uni, you keep me going. Let's do this together.'' They turned the crank on the time machine. The foal disappeared. ''Goodbye, Scootaloo.''