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by Super Trampoline


Chapter something or other, a PSA about Skin Cancer and my Poor Spelling Abilities

Remember that whole plotline where I travelled in time to stop the alicorns in the future or past I don't remember which from destroying the world and the rebellion against them was camped on top of a plateau in the south aMAREican jungle or some junk like that?

That was weird.

But you know what else is weird?

Your face. No seriously, please go see a dermatologist. I think that might be a cancerous legion. Or leason or Leasion or however you spell it. Hey mom you go to the dermatologist a lot because you whore tanning oil instead of sunscreen my mom is now informing me that sunscreen was not really around back then too much anyway I'll ask her, how do spell lesion legison lesion cool thanks mom. Huh that is how you spell it. Anyway, Skin cancer if caught early is rarely fatal. So yeah, go see your dermatologist. It could save your life.