//------------------------------// // I hang out with Purple Smart // Story: ⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩ // by Super Trampoline //------------------------------// Once upon a time my roommate was sad so I gave her a massage. She's an archer and athlete so she's almost always sore, and I like bringing joy to people by giving them massages. Giving joy to people by giving them massages is one of my many special talents. Lol I should probably come up with a new joke. Do you have any suggestions? Please Leave them in the comments. Anyway, Twilight Sparkle swung by, which is unusual because I usually drive her off the wall bonkers. Not to be confused with a caffeinated Pinkie Pie, which would be an off the wall Ponkers. I love Pinkie Pie. Have I mentioned that I'm dating her? We've been dating for six years now! She's poly. She's engaged to Cheese Sandwich. Dude's pretty alright. Killer accordion player. Here's his human version playing "Classical Gas": Oh, anyway, Twilight came by because Trixie was at her castle and Trixie can be so insufferable that hanging out with me is bearable by comparison. I made her a cheese and tofu quesadilla and she and my roommate played Pony Magic the Gathering for a while. They get along pretty well, which is cool since I'm dating Twilight. Which is kind of strange given how annoying I am, but I think she finds it secrettly endearing or she wouldn't still be dating me after all these years. Being secretly found endearing by Twilight is yet another of my seemingly innumerable special talents. What can I say, I'm a stallion of many special talents!