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// Special Guest Author shortskirtsandexplosions: Rainbow Dash/Applejack 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	Breathless, Rainbow Dash brushed dirt from her face and smiled at her dear friend.
"I don't care what they all say," her voice cracked.  "The whole town's crazy!  You're no loser, Applejack!  Why should I leave you hanging?"
Applejack said nothing.  She slept peacefully in the shadows.
"Just chillax.  I'm going to make everything all better, okay?"  Rainbow Dash gave a devil-may-care grin.  "I won't leave your side ever again.  I promise."
With a sigh, she leaned into the coffin and nuzzled Applejack's cold, cold cheek.