I wrote this chapter while on the clock at my delivery job, thus committing reverse wage theft. Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I write horrific My Little Pony fanfiction on the company's time. Except I actually do get paid pretty well and I love my job. And I'm writing most of this while walking back from delivering because it turned out the front door was on the opposite side of the building from the garage anyway
But I actually wanted to talk about was just how there is a Thistle bougie health food delivery company in both America and Equestria. The one difference is that the American one started in San Francisco and is now along the entire West Coast whereas here in Equestria, it serves Ponyville, Canterlot and a few surrounding towns I'm too lazy to come up with clever names for. This is because when I first made my bat Pony OC 7 years ago, of course I put him in ponyville where Twilight Sparkle and her friends were.
Because of course I'm in ponyville that's where 90% of people put 90% of their ocs.
How else would I be able to make out with Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy and Rarity and Twilight and rainbow dash and that other one haha Applejack is a background Pony joke
Also starlight glimmer she's pretty cool but I mean she was just a twinkle in whoever the showrunner was at that point I I don't know probably Andrea lindman or something wait she's a voice actor I think I don't know I just know Ashley ball is the singer in Hey Ocean which is an excellent band you should check out and also inspired the name of one of my songs all right I'm just sitting in my car now so I should do my next delivery although to be fair my phone's charging for a bit right now
Meghan mccarthy. That was the name I was looking for. Anyway, the point is that I live in ponyville. If this will was based on the West Coast and San Franciscolt I would have to teleport to Applewood (I'll be forever salty they made Vegas "Las Pegasus" instead of the far more groan-worthy pun Las Neighgas thus stealing Las Pegasus from Los Angeles anyway the point is if it was based on the west coast I would have to teleport hundreds of miles to work twice a week. And since as I have previously stated, I am not a Mary sue, teleportation is not one of my many talents.
Food delivery is though. And if you live on the west coast, Thistle is hiring more overnight drivers. With all the bonuses it pays around 35 an hour and they're really flexible it's fun you should come work at Thistle and get me that sweet sweet recruitment bonus but seriously I do love this job it's not just that I get a recruitment bonus
I would link to the application page but I'm too lazy also I need to get back to work and do my last four deliveries haha anyway yeah hope you have a nice night.