Phoenix Wright sighed contently. He had just come back from the weirdest case of his career – getting a pegasus off of a murder charge – and he was looking forwards to some R and R. Which was, inevitably, interrupted by an unexpected thump.
He froze. Someone had broken into his office. Carefully, he moved towards the door and peeked his head around...
...to see Rainbow Dash was making out with his attorney's badge.
''Oh, baby,'' she panted. ''You're so good at this...''
Then froze as she noticed Phoenix staring at her, eyes widened.
''...''
''...''
Phoenix took a deep breath. ''OBJECTION!''