One lovely sunny day, Rarity walked out her front door with a rather soulful look on her face. Held in her magic was a black garbage bag.
She gasped in shock when a handsome, red alien lobster man jumped from the dumpster with filthy doctor clothes. He smelled of garbage.
''Whoop whoop whoop! Let me eat that garbage for you, milady,'' he said with bedroom eyes, clicking claws excitedly.
''Oh Zoidberg! Such a gentleman!''
Overcome with his handsomeness, Rarity lunged forward into a passionate kiss.
On that day Rarity and Zoidberg got married and had many mutant freak babies together.