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// Chapter Thirty Six: And Also The Major Antagonists. 
// Story: ⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩ 
// by Super Trampoline 
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Deep, deep, deep I descended into the depths of Tartarus. The stairs numbered in the thousands and I wondered why they never bothered to build an elevator. Good thing despite being overweight I have plenty of stamina and strength. Anyway eventually I reached a cage and in that cage was T-Rex Tirek.

"Hey, Honey," I said to announce my presence. "How's it going in Tartarus?"

The Centaur turned to face me, only to groan loudly. "Auuugh! Not you again. Don't call me Honey! We're not dating! Go away, foul threstral!"

Welp, I guess you can't win them all. The heart-shaped box of chocolates I had brought remained ensconced within my saddlebags as the guards escorted me on the long trek back towards the surface.