//------------------------------// // 50th Chapter Special Part 3 // Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World // by Super Trampoline //------------------------------// ''Okay, okay everypony,” --she scanned the room and saw non-equines scattered about-- “Errr, I mean everyone. This is going to take a few minutes. You are welcome to talk QUIETLY --ahem-- amongst yourselves, but please do speak up and say ‘here’, ‘present’, ‘’sup’, or something else that will signify your presence when I call your name. I’ll be going by chapter order. So without further ado: "Flash Sentry?… Flash Sentry?'' Nopony spoke up. ''Oh yeah,'' Twilight said to herself, ''I think my brother said the Crystal Empire line is running late today. Something about having to clear dark magic from the tracks. Anywho, moving on, ''Carrot Cake?'' ''Right here Ms. Sparkle,'' the nervous looking (When did he not look nervous?) stallion called out. ''Great,'' said Twilight, making a check somewhere on her really long scroll. “Ok, next is... ''Applebloom?'' “Here!” shouted the filly, who was hanging out with the other Cutie Mark Crusaders, undoubtedly scheming up their next plan to cause chaos. ''Red and Black Alicorn OC Donut Steel?'' ''Here!'' came a reply from a dozen places around the room. Everywhere one looked, there were red and black alicorn OC’s of varying artistic competence, all with bombastic backstories and Gary Stu personalities. Twilight sighed. “I hate crappy fanfiction. Moving on... “Gilda Gossamer?” “‘Sup dweeb?” the Griffon said, pausing her conversation with… Pinkie Pie? “Huh?” Twilight puzzled. “Cadence (or was it it CadAnce?)? Oh yeah, running late.” ''Rainbow Dash?'' “Heeeeeerrrrreeeee.” Poor girl was bored already. “Uh, let’s see, the FimFiction logo is just that, a logo, so yeah, not a person. “Similarly, Mr. Mustachio and Raritail are also innanimate objects, though I do see Steven Magnet later on down the list. “Granny Smith?” “I’m here,” the old mare drawled from her rocking chair. “Snips?” “Hey-yo!” “Gummy?” “... … …” … “He’s here,” Pinkie Spoke up for him. “Opalescence?” “Meow?” “This guy shipped pets too? Weeeird,” Twilight said to herself. “Little Strongheart?” “Howdy!” the buffalo filly said. “Ugh… Sunset Shimmer?” Twilight rolled her eyes. Rarity spoke up. “I believe Princess, that she is still back in that other ‘hyoo-mans’ world you spoke of, busy being a little bitch.” Twilight gasped. “Rarity! Language! There are kids and foals here!” “Oh sorry darling. But you know how I feel about her.” “Yes I do,” Twilight grumbled. “Thank you for being so generous in your appraisal of her. Moving on… “Crackle? Who’s th--” “GYUH!” the not-quite-all-there dragon shouted. Several ponies scooted back from her. Twilight sighed again. “So that’s what your name is? How did you even get here? Actually know what, never mind, I don’t want to know." ''Photo Finish?'' ''Yah, I am here.” The mare was hovering around the room, eager to snap photos and get free modeling out of a captive audience. “‘Kay. Blueblood?... Blueblood?” Applejack spoke up. “Ah reckon he didn’t wanna be associated with us common folk.” “Yeah, that’s probably true. Though I think he would be bothered enough to show up considering somepony basically accused him of having an affair with Braeburn. Speaking of whom: “Braeburn?” “Here M’am! And I’d just like to cordially welcome you to…” Applejack stuck a hoof in his mouth. ''We’re in Ponyville coz.'' ''Whoops.'' Princess Twilight Sparkle groaned. ''Ughhh, I can’t believe that’s only the first ten chapters. Curse Super and his prolificness. Let’s take a break guys.'' ''Uhhhh, Twilight?'' ''Yes Fluttershy?'' ''it's only been two minutes.'' ''Hey Fluttershy?'' ''Yes Twilight?'' ''When you're a princess dealing with this shit, you can schedule your own damn breaks.'' ''Oh my.''