113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Tempest Shadow/Twilight Velvet

''So, you're Twilight Velvet?''

''I am indeed'', the older but attractive mare sitting across from her responded.

''So you're Twilight Sparkle's mother then.''

''Sure am. Incredibly proud of her!''

''You do realize she's my fillyfriend, correct?''

''Yep! And other than you trying to conquer Equestria, which to be fair is something most of her lovers have done at some point, I'd say she has excellent taste! You are a temple of muscle.''

''I thought you invited me to dinner to get to know me better. But I see you really just want to fuck.''

''Well, it worked great with Cadance!''