I saw it sitting at 2,495 downvotes and wrote a new chapter in hope of reaching the whatever fancy Latin word for 2,500 is (e.g. something with hemi or bi or cent or mill or those sorts of word building blocks that are number related) mark. I have succeeded. This blog post will hopefully harvest still further dopamine as well.

Stay frosty, beloved fans!! <3 ur dah real MVP.

Quite Possibly the Most Cursed Thing I Have Ever Seen

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Whenever I want to update ⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩ and I don't have any recent notifications about it, the fastest way for me to reach it is to just do a blank story search using the search bar at the top of most Fimfiction pages and then set it to sort by downvotes and search again.

Lo(O)k, it’s Mike “Prin(C)e” Rutherford, bassist for Genesis and leader of the Yaks!

Used in newest chapter: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/268197/146/please-downvote/twilight-gets-wasted-at-the-grand-galloping-gala-and-acts-scandalous

E⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩

• MLP: FiM
• MLP Gen 5
• Romance
• Comedy
• Random

My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!

• Crossover
• OC
• Other
• Main 6
• Starlight Glimmer
• Self Insert

Super Trampoline · 38k words  ·  226  2,671 · 8.7k views

https://derpibooru.org/images/2911488

I just realized if I want to get a bunch of fresh new downvotes on

E⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩

• MLP: FiM
• MLP Gen 5
• Romance
• Comedy
• Random

My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!

• Crossover
• OC
• Other
• Main 6
• Starlight Glimmer
• Self Insert

Super Trampoline · 38k words  ·  226  2,671 · 8.7k views

, I just have to temporarily make the title, cover art, and story description super saccharinely pro-trans and then drop a link on /mlp and /pol and a few other spots on 4chan and associated sites. And the salt will flow.

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Help Me Choose a Phone!

Hello friends, I seek phone advice. TL;DR: should I get this phone for $210: https://iiif150.com/products/r2022-octagon-warrior

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As You probably know, my longest and most downvoted shitfic is called "Please Downvote". What you probably don't know because it didn't make much of a splash, is that there exists another shitfic of mine called "Nightmare Knicks".

ENightmare Knicks

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Random

The 1970 New York Knickerbockers possess the body of a young filly. The Mane 6 recruit Lyra who recruits Jerry West to fight back.

• Human
• Lyra
• OC

Super Trampoline · 2.2k words  ·  9  6 · 351 views

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Please go read the newest chapter of Please Downvote on a computer or tablet (not a mobile phone).Link to the most recent chapter of Please Downvote, which is called "You Should Listen to Tower of Babel by Elton Bon I truly believe it to be some of my finest work, and it also has a great Elton John deep cut enbedded in it. If you can, leave a comment to let me know what you think.

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EDIT: it seems to now have two less upvotes and nine less downvotes than before. I wonder what would cause that like do banned accounts get their votes on stuff taken away?

E⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩

• MLP: FiM
• MLP Gen 5
• Romance
• Comedy
• Random

My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!

• Crossover
• OC
• Other
• Main 6
• Starlight Glimmer
• Self Insert

Super Trampoline · 38k words  ·  226  2,671 · 8.7k views

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/268197/pleasedownvotethisstory

We are back in business baby!

Someone please I am begging you write a dumb short quick shitfic with me, like probably sometime in the next two or three or four or five days would be swell. I really need to get my mojo back and also I’m sorry I have been avoiding handing out Prize money for the feghoot contest; i’m trying to make a few financial decisions right now that will make things vastly easier for me in the long run

Anyway have a cute picture:

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Please Downvote at long last has more than ten times as many down voters up votes. I’m so proud of you all for down voting it so I could reach this ignoble ratio. Anyway sorry for the lack of new stories or other updates, I’ve been busy with real life and also my boyfriend from Chicago is really cute so I end up kissing him a lot.

Hey, friends, my birthday is this Sunday, April 19th. I turn 28. I plan to spend most of that day somewhere between very and extremely high on edibles listening to prog rock, munching on yummy food, and watching trippy shows and movies. Please feel free to make media recommendations, though nothing too dark/depressing/scary please. Also, would y'all be interested in me livestreaming myself attempting to write a pony story while exceedingly stoned? Because that can be arranged.

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I remember when I wasn't sure if I'd ever even equal that story in downvotes. Yet here we are! I'm so proud!

E⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩

• MLP: FiM
• MLP Gen 5
• Romance
• Comedy
• Random

My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!

• Crossover
• OC
• Other
• Main 6
• Starlight Glimmer
• Self Insert

Super Trampoline · 38k words  ·  226  2,671 · 8.7k views

EMy Little Dashie

• MLP: FiM
• Sad

What would you do if you found a Filly Rainbow Dash in a box?

• Human
• Rainbow Dash
• Celestia
• Main 6

ROBCakeran53 · 13k words  ·  13,388  820 · 558k views

1,676 > 2 x 823

Thank you all so much for your support, and here's to the next milestone, 2,000 downvotes!!!

I'm starting to run out of dumb ideas for this story. Fortunately, the internet is a fount of endless stupidity. So please, pitch me your stupidest ideas. No pitch is too stupid. The only qualifier is that they shouldn't require a ton of effort. Remember, my entire shtick is that I'm lazy as fuck, that's why I write shitfics. Also while this story is rated Everyone, feel free to pitch mature ideas as well as I'm thinking about writing a Mature-rated spinoff for Dirty Little Secret's clopfic

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Quick and dirty. In and out in an hour, 90 minutes tops. Let's do it. Let's write a shitfic.

Copypaste from his Twitter:
https://twitter.com/andrelucmartinz/status/1125631576685961219?s=21

Want your hilarious fanfiction cold-read LIVE at @EverfreeNW by an unsuspecting voice actor?
Send your 1.5k words or less fanfic to avidcongoer@gmail.com by Wed May 15th at midnight for a chance to be read onstage in the Lunar Room, Sunday at 12:15pm!!
Make the actor suffer 😈

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If so, hit me up here or text me at (714) 496-3119.

Let’s write some crap!

I've been posting a lot about this story lately:

E⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩

• MLP: FiM
• MLP Gen 5
• Romance
• Comedy
• Random

My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!

• Crossover
• OC
• Other
• Main 6
• Starlight Glimmer
• Self Insert

Super Trampoline · 38k words  ·  226  2,671 · 8.7k views

But that's because I've been most active on it. I'm too depressed to work on much else right now.

Anyway, do me a quick favor, would you? Go to the search bar at the top of the site, and then sort stories by number of downvotes. Here's a link if that sounds confusing.

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Hey friends, so in my most popular ongoing story about my amazing magical adventures, I'm about to meet the Elder Black and Red OC, the leader of their tribe. She's around forty years old, and hails from an earlier generation of MLP (And is technically a pegacorn, not an alicorn, but we'll let that slide). So, dear readers, what should her name be?

Story in question:

E⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩

• MLP: FiM
• MLP Gen 5
• Romance
• Comedy
• Random

My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!

• Crossover
• OC
• Other
• Main 6
• Starlight Glimmer
• Self Insert

Super Trampoline · 38k words  ·  226  2,671 · 8.7k views