Hey, Sprout," Super said, nonchalantly, "Wanna cuddle?"
"What do I look like, a ?"
"Dang, dude, no need to be a homophobe. Just get some therapy instead of going on power trips and being a bad sheriff."
Then I hooked up with Hitch instead, because even though he's a cop, he's at least kind of cute and also recognizes he's kind of a jerkface who can change his cop ways.