Author's Note: I highly encourage you to view this chapter on a computer or tablet as opposed to a mobile phone. Trust me, it's worth it. Also there's a hidden easter egg hidden somewhere with G5 spoilers. See if you can find it!
So I went. My gift was a free bassinet I got using the amazing Freebie Alerts/Free Stuff app I also used to get a bomb-arse sound system and a ton of cat food for my Roommate's cat Kafei. Oh yeah I don't live with my mom anymore. Should probably write a chapter about that or something. Anyway, Congrats to Bon Bon and Lyra! (Just please don't do a frickin' gender reveal party please I am begging you.)
Pictured: Some of my many girlfriends:
Also, I had a really greasy but really delicious cheese and tofu quesadilla from the local mom and pop Neighxican restaurant about a thousand feet from my place. I saved one slice for later. Moderate portion control is another one of my many talents. Too bad my lovely girlfriend Twilight Sparkle who as you know I am dating doesn't like quesadillas, or else I would offer her the left overs. I'd offer the last slice to my cool roommate, but she's currently in New Neighxico for an archery tournament!