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// Super Trampoline Gives Two Cheese Recommendations: BellaVitano Merlot and Ricotta || Also I make fun of bronies a bit 
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// by Super Trampoline 
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One day the human version of Super Trampoline visited the Tustin Ranch Ralphs Grocery and got some pretty good deals, but he's a filthy meat eater so I'd rather not dwell on that. Anyway, in the pony world, I visited Robs Grocery, named after the pony whose name is Rob in the song "Danger Danger". And the cheesemonger there hooked me up with a bucking amazing cheese called BellaVitano Merlot.
 I have no clue what a Bellavitano is, but a Bellavitano Merlot (or Merlot Bellavitano as it was called at Robs) is cheese soaked in Merlot wine. Very pricey bougie cheese I won't buy all the time but holy kimchi it was heckin delicious!

And ricotta cheese is great but lasagna never has enough of it in it so I just bought some as wing food. (finger food in the human world; it's a bit hard to stick a hoof in the plastic container, good thing I'm a bat pony. Sucks to be earth ponies I guess nah just kidding this story takes a stand against racism and I mean besides who would you rather face in a fight? Starlight Glimmer or Pinkie Pie?

I dunno both are pretty OP I'd rather just make out with them.

I think I'm going to go do that so have fun y'all hope you enjoy my cheese recs while I go enmesh muzzles with two of my favorite mare friends. Must suck to be the human reading this where Ponkers and GlimGlam are imaginary characters.

But hey, maybe you can commission a custom dakimakura with them both on it and you can pick it up at BABSCon next year. You sad, sad, man (or possibly woman or enby, but statistically speaking, probably a man and/or manchild)