''Rarity's Pussy Tastes Like Yesterday's Garbage!'' the headline screamed.
''Aaaaaaaaa!'' Rarity screamed. ''Have you girls read this?!? It claims my pussy's fur 'feels like sandy shag carpet'!This is libelous! I wash my pussy and comb its hair every week! But now I'm never getting laid again! This is the Worst. Possible. Th--''
''Rarity!'' Twilight interupted. ''Read the rest of the article!''
...earlier...
''Thanks Winona!'' Featherweight said. ''This story about you chasing and biting Opalescence will make a great editorial column!''
''Woof. Woof!''
Rarity finished reading. ''Ugggghhhhh!!! Why are bitches always trying to eat my pussy?''