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// Applejack/Cadance 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	''Cadance, now that y'all's pesky husband's dining with tha' earth worms, it's just you an' me, rulin' your Crystal Kingdom.''

Cadance sighed, her marefriend lying lazily next to her in a hammock, swinging between two crystal cherry trees. They made her think of Applejack's cherry--that is, the one Applejack was eating. Her reverie was interupted by AJ's twangy voice.

''Caddy, I wanna ask you somethin' right her, right now. Answer me plainly: will you marry me?''

Cadance tittered. ''Oh Applejack, such a silly pony. You may be my lover, but Gilda's my wife.''