//------------------------------//
// Special BABSCon Edition: Golden Gates </3 Final Draft 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
//------------------------------//

	''It's over! Go away Draft. I'm dumping your sorry blue posterior.'' Golden headbutted the media pony out the door, ending a tenuous-at-best weekend fling.

''No! Goldie! Don't leave me!'' Final pleaded, searching for a boombox to play outside her window.

''Why not?'' the mascot pony asked as she deadbolted her door. ''What do you provide that I can't get from other, less jerky ponies, hmmm?''

''I, well, um... make things interesting?''

''Yeah, no. Goodbye Draft. Don't come back.''


Golden flipped through her address book, looking for somepony new. ''Now Violet Dreams, she's pretty cute.