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// Doctor Whooves/Fleur Dis Lee 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	''So, you're saying you're a time traveling doctor who likes to hang out with 'British' hyu-mans, but for some reason got stuck here in Equestria? That's quite a tale you've got there, Mr. Turner. Most ponies wouldn't be disposed towards sharing such a fantastic story so freely, especially not on a first date.''
''Well, after my future wife killed herself by hand--I mean hoofcuffing me to an exploding supercomputer, I decided to drop the whole 'dark, mysterious, and aloof' shtick.''
''And now you're dating a Canterlot supermodel? You're moving up in the world.''