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// Winona/Opalescence 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	''Rarity's Pussy Tastes Like Yesterday's Garbage!'' the headline screamed.
''Aaaaaaaaa!'' Rarity screamed. ''Have you girls read this?!? It claims my pussy's fur 'feels like sandy shag carpet'!This is libelous! I wash my pussy and comb its hair every week! But now I'm never getting laid again! This is the Worst. Possible. Th--''
''Rarity!'' Twilight interupted. ''Read the rest of the article!''



...earlier...

''Thanks Winona!'' Featherweight said. ''This story about you chasing and biting Opalescence will make a great editorial column!''
''Woof. Woof!''




Rarity finished reading. ''Ugggghhhhh!!! Why are bitches always trying to eat my pussy?''