Snips was bumbling around spouting garbage about how magnificent The Great and Power Trixie was, when Granny Smith overheard him on her ear horn. ''What's this youth blabbering about? Trixie? Why that washed up old coon, she hasn't been great or powerful in 271 years! I swear, kids these days!''
She hobbled over to Snips. ''Sonny, you may think you know obsession and infatuation, and how to be a throwaway gag character, but you don't know not nuttin'! You ain't seen a real mare. I'll show you a REAL mare!''
Snips gulped. ''Uh oh,'' he squeaked.