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// Flash Sentry/Carrot Cake 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	Carrot Cake arrived at his bakery one morning to find a note taped to the front door: ''Honey, I can't take it anymore. I'm leaving and taking the kids. ~XOXO Cup Cake''

He broke down crying, but soon felt a gentle hoof on his shoulder. He looked up to see a very hoofsome pegasus guard staring at him with starry eyes. His mare may have left him, but he didn't care anymore. He had finally found Mr. Right.

''Hey stud,'' the orange and blue stallion crooned seductively. ''Wanna flash my sentry?''

Carrot Cake swooned. This was love.