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// Guest Author Fortnight: Prince Blueblood/Prince Blueblood by Hoopy McGee 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	Prince Blueblood stopped, transfixed by the vision before him.

''My word,'' he breathed. ''Never have I seen a pony so magnificent, so beautiful!'' He took a trembling step closer. ''Could it be? Have I finally found the pony meant for me?''

Behind him, his personal valet let out a long-suffering sigh. A nearby maid, who had long since given up on dusting, glanced at him out of the corner of her eye.

''Does this happen often?'' she asked.

''Every time he sees a mirror,'' the valet replied.

''Take me, I'm yours!'' Blueblood cried over the sound of breaking glass.