One day I was hanging out with Zipp. We were doing something probably skating or something. Speaking of G5 and skating, for a nice little character study, go read:
Anyway, I asked her, "So, princess Zipp, how does it feel to not really be that flushed fleshed out, to be the least interesting main character of the new my little pony g5?
Zipplock Baggy replied "well, honestly, as both very important and very strong, but not particularly interesting, I relate very much to Applejack."
At this point, she produced an airhorn and blared it several times, and there was also some guy going "oh oh oh!" and a call of duty clicking noise of some sort. Then Smoke weed everyday started playing as sunglasses and a blunt decended from the heavens to alight upon her eyes and in her mouth, respectively.
basically this:
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She lowered her shades in a super cool way. "That's right, I just made a background pony joke."
Seeing her do that was really hot, so I told her I thought that was really hot and asked her if she wanted to make out. She told me thanks, but she was a lesbian.
Hot dang, the first pony I haven't turned bi.
"Mad respect," I replied. "It would be an honor to be your wingman in your quest for sweet lady pony [redacted]"
Taking no for an answer is one of my many talents. She respected that. So since friendship is magic, we still did some light cuddling, just nothing romantic. Cuddling with your friends platonically is mad cash money, yo.
Then I helped her smash* Izzy and Sunny at the same time, cause lesbians are hella poggers.
*whatever a G-rated definition of smash would be
And made out with Pipp instead.
