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// Trixie has Bofa 
// Story: ⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩ 
// by Super Trampoline 
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One day, Starlight appeared in Twilight's study. "Twilight, come quickly; Trixie has Bofa, and it's really bad!"

Twilight sighed quite emphatically. "Fine, whatever, let's just get this over with." She grabbed Starlight with her magic and teleported both of them to the grass next to Trixie's wagon.

They trotted into said wagon to find Trixie playing Wordle on her phone (haha current pop culture reference lol it's like referencing "Flappy Bird" three years ago!).

Twilight cleared her throat. "Hello, Trixie. Starlight tells me you have a bad case of Boffa. But I suspect otherwise and would like to give a differential diagnosis."

Trixie chortled. "Oh Twilight, for once I'm not pranking you. I have Bofa, not boffa!" Insert joke about how Twilight somehow can hear Trixie giving the alternative spellings and using italics. "The bofa you're thinking of is slang for 'both of', as in, 'Hey Twilight, I have some almonds and some cashews to snack on. Which one would you prefer, or would you like bofa these nuts?'"

Twilight sighed again. "This was so not worth teleporting over here for." She made ready to teleport back, but Trixie interjected.

"Wait!"

"... yes Trixie?"

" I really do have a Bofa problem. They keep charging me overdraft fees, and you love accounting stuff, so I was hoping maybe you could help me budget better,"

The gears in Twilight's head turned. "Wait, when you say Bofa, you mean..."

"Exactly!" Trixie enthusiastically implied, "Bank of AMAREica!"

"Trixie, to blatantly steal a line from an upcoming Super Trampoline Comedy he might someday finish, "You're not poor because 'the mare' is keeping you down you can't budget; you're poor because you keep buying 200-bit dab rigs and then breaking them while blackout drunk."

"Can you say that in a rated-everyone story?" Starlight asked. 

"Buck if I know," Twilight replied. Anyway, get a frickin therapist, Trixie."

"Okay, valid," the Great and DesperatelyNeedsTherapyful Trixie replied. "But surely at the very least, you, a vaguely progressive mare, would agree that overdraft fees suck fat of the land, the third studio album by The Prodigy

To keep this rated everyone, if you actually listen more than a minute in to this, which I recommend cause it does go pretty hard, pretend that he's shouting "Smack my Pitcher", in reference to a pitcher of Lemonade being lip-smacking good.

"Yeah," Starlight chimed in. "You're basically the most powerful creature on Earth. Why haven't you banished overdraft fees yet? That's not very cash money of you."



At this point, I, Super Trampoline aka best pony behind Izzy, Ponks, GlimGlam, Twilight, Trix, and Rares, popped into this chapter. "Because, Starlight, Overdraft fees can be used for good too. After Bofa had stolen probably $400 over the years from me through overdraft fees, I got revenge by paying off my entire near- $3,000 paypal credit account using Bofa, then after they paid it and charged me an overdraft fee but before their mechanisms to protect them from that sort of thing kicked in, I paid a friend $2800 on Paypal and then had them pay me back $2,700 on cashapp and then said LOL rip my credit score and abandoned Bofa and PayPal Credit. Helped fund my last BronyCon trip lol. Don't recommend doing this though I wasted a lot of money back in my really depressed days. Lol Yolo Swag 420, I guess though, amirite?!"

Trixie, Starlight, and Twilight all stared at me. Then, extremely impressed with my cunning and craftyness, they all made out with me for about half an hour, or the rest of The Fat of the Land, the third studio album by "The Prodigy", released in June of 1997.