//------------------------------// // Smarty Pants x Lyra Plushie // Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World // by Super Trampoline //------------------------------// "Oh Smarty Pants, I love you!'' the Lyra plushie sang. ''I want you inside me! I was made to have things fill my rear. But alas... we are both of the female complexion.'' Smarty stroked her fillyfriend's mint green coat. ''Don't worry, babe. Twilight taught me a special spell.'' Lyra raised her eyebrows. ''Oh?'' she said, nibbling her companions ear. The grey doll blushed. ''Heh, yeah. Turns out 'Want-It-Need-It' isn't the only bizarre spell Twilight knows.'' Lyra smiled, her mare bits swelling. ''Go on. I'm ready.'' Smarty mounted her. ''Are you ready for Futa Pants?''