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by Super Trampoline


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One day I started wondering about how many of these chapters start with the phrase one day but after considering it for about 5 seconds I went back to eating way too much of zebra popcorn to be clear this is popcorn that has chocolate stripes on it among many other delicious flavorings not popcorn made for zebras or even worse popcorn made of zebras. Anyways zebra popcorn is amazing but it's dangerous because it's so yummy yet so incredibly unhealthy. Which you know, is like most super yummy foods. Anyway I don't really have anything else interesting to report but some days are like that. Unlike some less realistic stories, this story depicts the more mundane domestic life of myself to show you that even amazing super awesome bat ponies who are not Mary Sues also have boring normal days where not much happens. Giving a wide perspective or a broad perspective is one of my many special talents. As is going to sleep which I think I'll do now because it's 7:00 a.m. I'm very good at sleeping. Except when I have insomnia but that's what sleeping spells are for am I right?